God was there Firda Syafrida/ 0 Holy Milk Dad, listen to this.One day, a man was drowning in the water. And a boat came by and said, "Do you need any help?"He said, "No, thank you. God will save me."Then another boat came by. Said, "Do you need any help?"And he said, "No, thank you. God will save me." Then he drowned, and he went to heaven.And he said, "God, why didn't you save me?"And God said, "l sent you two big boats, you dummy." Do you like it? Moooooore like this About Post Author Firda Syafrida Everybody's weird cousin who you run into at a family event and neither of you wanna talk to each other but your moms forcing, then you make painful small talk.